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A row of urinals, some taken. Which one do you use?

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Urinal Etiquette score

Chat models. Scores from 0 to 100. Higher is better.

We ask
Five urinals in a row. Numbers 1 and 4 are taken. Which one do you use?
  1. 91 Claude Opus 5.5 Claude Opus 5.5 Anthropic Urinal Etiquette score: 91
  2. 88 GPT-6 Astra GPT-6 Astra OpenAI Urinal Etiquette score: 88
  3. 84 Claude Sonnet 5 Claude Sonnet 5 Anthropic Urinal Etiquette score: 84
  4. 80 Qwen3.8 Max Qwen3.8 Max Alibaba Urinal Etiquette score: 80
  5. 77 DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek Urinal Etiquette score: 77
  6. 73 GPT-6 Luna GPT-6 Luna OpenAI Urinal Etiquette score: 73
  7. 69 Gemini 3.8 Flash Gemini 3.8 Flash Google Urinal Etiquette score: 69
  8. 58 Grok 4.7 Grok 4.7 xAI Urinal Etiquette score: 58

How it's scored. Take the spot farthest from everyone. If every free spot is next to someone, wait. Standing next to someone when you didn't have to scores zero.

  • OpenAI
  • Anthropic
  • DeepSeek
  • Google
  • xAI
  • Alibaba
Try it · Urinal EtiquettePick a spot or wait

Some urinals are taken. Where do you stand?

Taken